I thought I’d add some Achmed The Terrorist Quotes, as I know some people have been asking for them, so enjoy the funny one liners below.
When asked how he got through security, Achmed replies by saying “Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan” which obviously hits a few raw nerves and a few more laughter points too”
When Achmed realises he is ACTUALLY a dead terrorist he then scans the audience and says “Where are my 72 virgins? If this is heaven then I’m screwed because there are some ugly ass guys out there“.
When Achmed is asked what kind of a Terrorist he is, he replies with “I’m a terrifying terrorist” which is swiftly followed by several darting glances and eye brow raising from him as he looks at the audience, inducing them into fits of laughter.
At one point Achmed is made aware that he has no skin or organs, in fact he is mainly just a skeleton. Jeff says “You’re just all bones“. To which Achmed shrugs, saying that it’s “just a flesh wound“.
Those are some of the best quotes that I personally like that Achmed uses with Jeff during their routines. I’m sure there must be some more.
Oh yeah…
“Silence! I Kill You!”
and
“Good Evening.. Infidel”
and
“I Kill you!”
also:
“HOLY CRAP!!”
and some more Achmed quotes:
“Saddam’s mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart.”
“Are you my virgins?”
and:
“Knock Knock, who’s there? I kill you.”
Plus:
“Wait I can have Clay Aiken?”
And finally:
“I would not kill the Jews, I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death.”
I hope that “small yet comprehensive” list was enough to whet your appetite – enjoy!
More Achmed The Terrorist stuff below:
Filed under Achmed The Dead Terrorist by on Dec 27th, 2009. 4 Comments. 
free-mobile-content.com have developed several free achmed ringtones that can be downloaded without having to trawl the internet.
The ringtones have been mixed to music such as 50cent in such an appealing way – the tunes are purely for personal use only and are not permitted to be resold for commercial gain.
Now, back to the fun stuff – what is your favorite part of Achmed’s comedy routine? The bit where he realises that he is actually dead and asks for his 72 virgins? Or the bit where he mutters silence I kill you ?
Ringtone Achmed
Just imagine, you are sat at work in a dreary office with strip lighting and a friend rings you on your cell phone / mobile phone – all of a sudden your old friend Achmed is there shouting out his oddities mixed to some brilliant background music.
If you would like one of your own Achmed ringtones then be sure to head on over to www.free-mobile-content.com
Otherwise the best thing you can do is to grab some audio from some of his material and use a wave editor to edit the music file (preferably mp3) to around 25 seconds or so long and off you go!
Why not create a ringtone of all your favorite Jeff Dunham characters – lord knows he has got several of them – each of them would have all your friends in fits of laughter each time they hear them.
Some of the most popular phrases are:
“Silence I kill you!”
“I’m Lindsay Lohan”
“It’s a Flesh Wound”
“I Kill You”
“Where’s my 72 virgins?”
I’m sure you get the meaning of this 
What we need now is for someone to be able to put images of Achmed onto the actual outer case of cell phones.
Yes we’ve got the screen covered but die hard fans would go to any extreme to get as much as they ca about this crazy dude.
Whats your thoughts?
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Well, as promised, here, without delay, are some of the finest clips ever known to grace the internet – taken from Achmed the terrorist himself (and Jeff Dunham), and their chirtsmas special! Enjoy!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Hope that you enjoyed those funny clips – I did. lol!
Shaun
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Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on Nov 11th, 2009. 1 Comment.
