achmedtheterrorist.com http://achmedtheterrorist.com An unoffical fansite for achmed the dead terrorist Sun, 24 Apr 2011 13:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jeff Dunham Walter http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-walter/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-walter/#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 13:04:18 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=285
Jeff Dunham And Walter

Jeff Dunham And Walter Pose For The Cameras...

Comedy adds spice to life and therefore one goes up to watch a comedy show to get relief from the stressful life of day to day errands and work. So when it comes to comedy, the Jeff Dunham Walter duo is one phrase that has mastered the art of funny stuff with their unique antics on stage. Starting in the 1980’s, Jeff has been constantly touring all over the United States with his comedy shows. Even today he extensively tours across the country with his art of ventriloquism. His comedy characters are singing and dancing ones that gives the impressions of the guy next door.

Playing with the voice, Jeff Dunham’s Walter character has a unique combination of talent and super quick mind that makes him irresistible. They are very much believable and funny ‘dummies’ presented by him that have made fun of just about anybody and everybody they have met. Each one of the characters presented by him is shrewd and satirical on the stereotypes in the society.

There is Walter who is grouchy and highly prejudiced, Jose Jalapeno who is imperturbable, gloomy, and the sweet Daddy D who markets himself as manager of the company. There is this Achmed the Dead Terrorist character as well in the team who tickles the bones of the audience with his big and bloated eyes and his talks on being a Middle Eastern Terrorist that was ‘Made in China’ actually.

Jeff Dunham, Walter and his character puppets have appeared on popular American shows such as Good Morning America and Entertainment Tonight to highlight his popularity in the country. He has been named as “Funniest Male Stand-Up Comic” two times at the American Comedy Awards. He has also been voted the number one comedian in the 2008 “Stand-Up Showdown” of Comedy Central.

The multi-talented man Jeff Dunham designs and makes his puppets by himself with amazing engineering skills that are self taught. With his unique insights and marvelous wit he has made fun of several celebrities as well. The most wonderful aspect about his humor and the shows is that even his razor sharp taunts make their addressees laugh at themselves. There is no doubt on this fact that he is one of the most talented artists alive today.

So, if you are stressed out with yourself then get a pack of DVD’s featuring Jeff Dunham, Walter and the rest of the gang and you will realize that life is much more than just waking up in the day, going out to work, coming home stressed, and get into the bed. Come on! It’s time to laugh!
See some Jeff Dunham Walter merchandise right here.

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Jeff Dunham Peanut http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-peanut/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-peanut/#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 11:45:54 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=273

The Jeff Dunham Peanut Doll is a wacky humorous puppet character created for well known comedy master Mr. Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham is a famous, down to earth American ventriloquist. He is a great comedian with God gifted abilities to make people laugh and is famous all around the world simply by surprising people with his crazy ventriloquist puppet acts. He has a family of eight puppets.

The Jeff Dunham Peanut Doll

Millions have laughed at the Jeff Dunham Peanut doll!

The Jeff Dunham Peanut doll is a purple colored woozle and has white fur almost all over its body. It has green hair in tuft form on its head. Having only one sneaker in its left foot makes it funnier. It is the main character of Jeff Durham’s show known as “Arguing with Myself”.

Jeff says that he met this great funny character in Florida and it came from Micronesia. It is a brilliant puppet making people laugh right from the start of the show with his funny and bad attitude because of being a “bad kid”.
Jeff Dunham’s Peanut tends to give a lot of enjoyment and forces both Jeff Dunham and Jose Jalapeno (which is another one of Jeff’s Characters) to crack jokes. Jose adds more fun to the show by putting Jeff down constantly, telling him about some “body matter” up his nose.

It is said that this puppet is Dunham’s most beloved puppet and he has been abusing Peanut for many years. It seems like two friends are on the stage playing off and even insulting each other. The Jeff Dunham Peanut Doll also comments on Jeff’s personal life, and discusses his everyday problems.

Actually, Peanut was the character that helped Jeff to stand up in the world of comedy when Jeff was restricted to his home. Jeff Dunham’s Peanut is absolutely involved in the daily life of Jeff by discussing different issues about various aspects of life in the show. Although Peanut’s humor is not based on a particular theme, it catches the attraction of the audience by its witty behavior.

It would be a matter of great pleasure if someone likes to show their own Peanut puppet to one’s friend and family members. Although it is a comedy character, some elder people still have different opinions regarding this type of humor.

Being a great admirer of Peanut and Jeff I have to say that the Jeff Dunham Peanut doll really is an astonishing character and is definitely an ideal choice for anybody who loves humor.

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Jeff Dunham Bubba J http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-bubba-j/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-bubba-j/#comments Sun, 24 Apr 2011 10:57:14 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=256
Jeff Dunham's Bubba J

Jeff Dunham's Hilarious Redneck Bubba J Character

All people, especially Americans, are fond of watching comedy shows. Everyone who has a slightest interest in comedy is aware of the name Jeff Dunham Bubba J. It is a household name in the USA and is very famous for stand-up comedy, TV shows, and performing arts.

Some shows of Dunham which became popular were the ones which were aired on the American cable TV channel Comedy Central. His three well-liked shows on that channel were”Arguing with Myself”, “Spark of Insanity”, and “A Very Special Christmas”. He also appeared as a guest actor in quite a lot of shows like “Late show with David Letterman”,” Comedy Central Presents”, “The Tonight Show”, “Star Search”, and“Sonny with a Chance”.

He is well-known for his art of performing with puppets. In his various shows, he appeared with different comical figures depicting characters of numerous people from the showbiz world. Two of his famous puppets Bubba J
and Jose the Jalapeno on a stick were admired by the public. Through those marionettes, he tried to pay a tribute to the renowned ventriloquists of the earlier times.

Jeff Dunham’s character Bubba J was an ostensible acknowledgment to Edgar Bergen. Bubba J holds a great deal of similarity with Edgar’s puppet Mortimer Snerd. Similarly, Dunham used Jose the Jalapeno on a stick to pay homage to Señor Wences.

Bubba J was portrayed as a redneck and beer drinking person whom Jeff illustrates as “white trash trailer park”. He used Bubba J in two of his series “Arguing with Myself” and “A very special Christmas” for comical purposes. Many of Jeff’s jokes are related to Bubba J’s weakness, which is boozing beer, its stupidity, and its love for NASCAR.
Whereas his other puppet Jose was depicted as a jalapeno pepper on a stick that sports a sombrero and possesses the power to speak as well. Jose was always accompanied by a talking peanut that made fun of Jose. The special thing about Jose was that it was Jeff’s first creation.

Apart from Jeff Dunham’s Bubba J and Jose the Jalapeno on a stick, Jeff also created and used other marionettes in his shows. Besides crafting puppets, Jeff is also fond of collecting antique dummies. One of his major acquisitions is a seventy year old puppet which he obtained in 2008. That dummy was initially built for a girl’s softball game but went unused due to some reason until Jeff got hold of it. Click here to see the Jeff Dunham Bubba J talking doll.

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Jeff Dunham Videos http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-videos/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/jeff-dunham-videos/#comments Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:58:05 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=245

Are you ready to kick back and enjoy some pleasant and enjoyable comedy? What could be better than watching some brilliant Jeff Dunham videos?

Below I have cherry picked several videos that will fill some time for you so that your evening can go with a bang and you can go to bed with a big smile on your face. So if you are ready for some fun, grab a drink and take a seat – the show is about to begin – lol!

Video 1: Jeff And Walter video where they are on a TV show in the Uk. Normally Paul O’ Grady hosts the show but Melanie Sykes was standing in for him. This is a great warm up video for you to enjoy – it’s about 3 minutes or so in length and I picked it as, well it’s one of my favorites – plain and simple – enjoy!

Hope you enjoyed that starter video. What next? Shall we bring in a bit of Achmed to get things going a little more? I love Achmed as he represents (for me) one of the better Jeff Dunham Videos (I wonder why!).

Anyway, here is the Jeff Dunham Achmed Royal marines video clip. It’s about 3 minutes in length again – I always enjoyed this one.

Ok, here is a 6 minute clip relating to Jeff Dunhams 2011 tour. It starts with Walter, and the video can take a while to load, so it may be wise to hit the play button and then the pause button right after, give it a chance to pre-load. In the meantime why not jump to the next one down and come back here. It’s worth it, at about 2.5 minutes in I was laughing my socks right off my feet! (I’m not weird, honest.. I just love Achmed and Jeff’s stuff)

Okdoke.. here is class jeff Dunham TV advert from 1996. Its the Hertz video. While it’snot mainstream humor it certainly is good to remember these fun old clips from “way back when..”. Its only 30 seconds.

Here is a clip from Jeff Dunham spark of insanity – it’s the chihuahua bit where he has formed abond with one of his three pet chihuahua dogs called Rusty. if he and his wife get into an argument his dog will go and pee on his wife -lol! Enjoy!

Ok, this next clip is around 7 minutes and is from Jeff Dunham arguing with myself. It’s the bit where he is feeling sorry for his pet golden retriever dog who has been neutered – as the only other male in the house, you can feel the connection!

Ok, if you can handle this, here are some Jeff Dunham peanut videos – three in a row – hope you are enjoying this compilation!



Ok, well that’s about enough for today. I will post some more of my favoirtes in due course. If you like Jeff Dunham videos you can check out some of his DVD’s and other stuff on Amazon here: Jeff Dunham Videos

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Achmed The Terrorist http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmedtheterrorist/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmedtheterrorist/#comments Sun, 31 Oct 2010 12:06:57 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=198

Achmed The Terrorist – More Information on this crazy character who is one of the highest grossing earners in comedy.

Achmed The Terrorist Image I’ve been a huge fan of Achmed the terrorist now, and it’s grown into more than a passing hobby.  Since his humor has entertained me it’s prompted me to write about Achmed the terrorist more and more.

His witty one liners, silence I kill you, and stop touching me has had me, and hundreds of thousands more in fits of hysterics.

Why is Achmed the terrorist so incredibly darned funny huh?

Well it’s not just Achmed, it’s the brilliance of Jeff Dunham working behind him, making his gags work, and interweaving his humor with the other puppets that jeff has hand made himself – yep each and every one of them.

Achmed the terrorist has partly enabled his creator Jeff Dunham to rake in more than 22 million dollars in earnings and reach the Forbes top 100 rich list – and that’s a pretty big feat to achieve.  he sits at number 93 if you want to go and check out his credentials.

Achmed The Terrorist Details:

Achmed the terrorist has now entertained people all over the world and produced lots of DVD sets, one off’s, TV shows and Achmed ringtones and way way more cool stuff too.  For the truly dedicated Achmed the terrorist fan there is pretty much nothing that you can not get.

Mug’s, t-shirts, caps, mousemats – you name it, Achmed the terrorist is on it!  This means that any Achmed fans can have a slice of Achmed wherever they are – at home or at work – sit back and take a laugh and suddenly everything becomes fun again.  There is even an Achmed puppet for sale.

Achmed the terrorist is famed for not realising that he is actually a very terrible suicide bomber – he just cannot do it right and ultimately ended up as a make believe skeletal dummy with nothing but bones and a turban to show for himself.  He calls it a Flesh wound.

Anyway there is a whole ton of information on Achmed the terrorist on this website so please visit the categories and posts over on the right to fill your boots with a comedy feast – enjoy!

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Totally FREE Achmed Ringtones, Mixes, Wallpapers At Our Sister Site! http://achmedtheterrorist.com/totally-free-achmed-ringtones-mixes-wallpapers-at-our-sister-site/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/totally-free-achmed-ringtones-mixes-wallpapers-at-our-sister-site/#comments Sat, 05 Jun 2010 08:45:57 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=193

For a year or so we have been running a sister site at Free Mobile Content (http://www.free-mobile-content.com/)

As huge fans of Achmed I am responsible for runnig the site while my co-partner Andy creates stuff like this:

Please, come over, open a free account, and then download all the cool stuff we make - it’s all FREE for personal use only, and is not sold on any commercial basis, so now you can have an Achmed the dead terrorist ringtone and much more!

Silence, I kill you!

Thank you so much, infidel!!

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Why I love Achmed Jeff And Walter The Most http://achmedtheterrorist.com/why-i-love-achmed-jeff-and-walter-the-most/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/why-i-love-achmed-jeff-and-walter-the-most/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 10:08:23 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=188

Why I love Achmed Jeff And Walter The Most

achmed jeff

Jeff Dunham has managed to do the impossible, well in my eyes anyway!  He has created Achmed.  Jeff is an absolute legend in that he has managed to target a form of comedy that many people thought was dying out.

Firstly Achmed and Walter and my favorite ventriloquist dummies at the moment, and Jeff is one of my top 3 favorite comedians – I also enjoy watching Lee Evans – but that’s another story!

Anyway here are the reasons why I think Achmed Jeff and the rest are just awesome:

Achmed is basically an incompetent suicide bomber, a failed one at that – and a touchy subject at worst – so you can imagine how people react when this subject is approached with humor – they love it!  He doesn’t even realise it when he is dead – he calls it a flesh wound.  Durrhhh!

Jeff is a comedy master and really has done wonders to revive this art of making it look like a plastic and fabric and wooden character is alive and communicating with the rest of the world and his surroundings.  These truly are great puppets.

Walter is a retired grumpy old man who will literally have you in stitches.  he sits with a squashed up face and his arms crossed, so you can imagine what sort of encounter you will have when he comes out to see you.

Every time I sit down to watch one of the Jeff Dunham DVD‘s I ALWAYS come away smiling and feeling good about myself.  Why?

Well it’s a very good and well rehearsed routine that shows when you see it.  Jeff, on his worldwide tours actually makes the effort to study the area he is visiting and local stores so he can approcah these in his routines – it really does made a big difference.

Achmed Jeff and Walter (and the rest of his troupe - Bubba J, Jose The Jalapeno Pepper, Melvin The Superhero, Peanut and Sweet Daddy Dee) really do create a performance that will leave you smiling and glad you watched it.

Plus due to the fact that they are popular worldwide there has been a whole slew of aftermarket products designed to whet your appetitite.  Take a look at some Achmed Jeff and Walter merchandise over on the Amazon website, see below.

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Achmed The Puppet http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-the-puppet/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-the-puppet/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 09:09:01 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=174

Achmed The Puppet

This is a 17 inch version of Achmed the dead terrorist, in real life, real form that you can hold and have fun with yourself. he has got nine main phrases that he will repeat, one each time you press his hand.

Each one is designed to make you laugh and smile.  These Achmed puppets are just fantastic for many reasons.

Achmed The Puppet Image

First of all this talking Achmed doll is made to a high specification, made from fabric for the body and a hard wearing material for the face/head section, which is tough and resilient.

His eyes meet yours and have an ability to “almost” follow you around the room, or so it seems.  In fact the best bit is that he reels off his funny captions with a simple press of his hand.

If you need a jolly good cheering up or a throughly good laugh then you are going to be very pleasantly surprised with Achmed the puppet.

Let’s take a look at what Achmed the puppet says:

1: I need some ligaments.

2: It’s a flesh wound.

3: What happened to my feet?

4: He scares the crap out of me.

5: Fix my foot.

6: Silence…I keel you!

7: Evening…Infidel.

8: It’s ACHmed. Ach-ch-ch-ch-ch.

9: Are you scared?

If you get your own talking Achmed doll then you can actually fill in some serious spare time, or use him for valuable entertainment purposes – annoying your friends or siblings, and ensuring the mood remains happy and fun.

Imagine it’s really dark and Achmed pipes up “Are you scared?” or even “Good evening, Infidel“.

As a great fan of Jeff Dunham and all the other zany characters in his troupe, I love pretty much anything that comes out of the mind of Jeff.  Achmed is my personal favorite just because of his notoriety and the fact thousands of people have taken an instant liking to him.  The way that this touchy subject has been approached with humor has really won the hearts of thousands, including mine!

Grab Achmed the puppet for yourself and have a thoroughly good time!  Thanks Jeff!

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Achmed Puppet For Sale – Buy Your Achmed The Dead Terrorist Talking Doll Here http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-puppet-for-sale-buy-your-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-talking-doll-here/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-puppet-for-sale-buy-your-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-talking-doll-here/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 20:05:26 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=166

Achmed Puppet For Sale

Now you can buy your very own Achmed puppet direct from the most trusted seller in the world, Amazon:

This well made Achmed puppet will delight you time and time again. Show him off at parties, impress your friends and make the whole family laugh while you simply press his left hand and he reels off one of his 9 pre-programmed famous catchphrases. The talking Achmed puppet is up for sale at Amazon, and with that, you can rest assured that any transaction you make with them will be handled with safety and peace of mind.

Whether it’s a quiet night in with some of your favorite DVD’s of Jeff Dunham and Achmed, or you want to entertain friends, this talking doll has a habit of becoming the center of attention, time and time again!

Find out more about this Achmed puppet that’s for sale and see the phrases he talks to you: Jeff Dunham Talking Achmed Doll

He makes a superb gift for a friend or even for yourself.  Do you want a good laugh at an Achmed puppet?

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Achmed Game http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-game/ http://achmedtheterrorist.com/achmed-game/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 19:12:36 +0000 admin http://achmedtheterrorist.com/?p=160

Achmed game

Where are they all?  I’ve been hunting and hunting but all I can see are some very basic home made games that don’t even resemble a game to do with Achmed!

Sorry about that!  Even the official Jeff Dunham site doesnt show any games.  So below I have picked out some of my own personal favorite forms of entertainment, achmed style!

Laugh a minute number 1 – turn yourself into Achmed(or his other co-stars!)

Wasn’t that just the BEST bit of fun you ever had?  Remember to turn on your speakers and enjoy this Achmed game.

Laugh a minute number 2: Grab some DVD’s and entertain your self, over and over and over and over… you get the picture (if not.. silence!  I might just keel you!  lol)

Laugh a minute number 3: Listen and play games with your own Achmed talking doll, or Achmed ornaments

I hope this has at least given you some inspiration for “something to do” for the next few hours.

There isn’t too much to do in the way of playing an Achmed game, but this should have passed some time.  I have collected some of my favorite video clips of Achmed if you want to see those instead.

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