Are you ready to kick back and enjoy some pleasant and enjoyable comedy? What could be better than watching some brilliant Jeff Dunham videos?
Below I have cherry picked several videos that will fill some time for you so that your evening can go with a bang and you can go to bed with a big smile on your face. So if you are ready for some fun, grab a drink and take a seat – the show is about to begin – lol!
Video 1: Jeff And Walter video where they are on a TV show in the Uk. Normally Paul O’ Grady hosts the show but Melanie Sykes was standing in for him. This is a great warm up video for you to enjoy – it’s about 3 minutes or so in length and I picked it as, well it’s one of my favorites – plain and simple – enjoy!
Hope you enjoyed that starter video. What next? Shall we bring in a bit of Achmed to get things going a little more? I love Achmed as he represents (for me) one of the better Jeff Dunham Videos (I wonder why!).
Anyway, here is the Jeff Dunham Achmed Royal marines video clip. It’s about 3 minutes in length again – I always enjoyed this one.
Ok, here is a 6 minute clip relating to Jeff Dunhams 2011 tour. It starts with Walter, and the video can take a while to load, so it may be wise to hit the play button and then the pause button right after, give it a chance to pre-load. In the meantime why not jump to the next one down and come back here. It’s worth it, at about 2.5 minutes in I was laughing my socks right off my feet! (I’m not weird, honest.. I just love Achmed and Jeff’s stuff)
Okdoke.. here is class jeff Dunham TV advert from 1996. Its the Hertz video. While it’snot mainstream humor it certainly is good to remember these fun old clips from “way back when..”. Its only 30 seconds.
Here is a clip from Jeff Dunham spark of insanity – it’s the chihuahua bit where he has formed abond with one of his three pet chihuahua dogs called Rusty. if he and his wife get into an argument his dog will go and pee on his wife -lol! Enjoy!
Ok, this next clip is around 7 minutes and is from Jeff Dunham arguing with myself. It’s the bit where he is feeling sorry for his pet golden retriever dog who has been neutered – as the only other male in the house, you can feel the connection!
Ok, if you can handle this, here are some Jeff Dunham peanut videos – three in a row – hope you are enjoying this compilation!
Ok, well that’s about enough for today. I will post some more of my favoirtes in due course. If you like Jeff Dunham videos you can check out some of his DVD’s and other stuff on Amazon here: Jeff Dunham Videos
Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on Jan 27th, 2011. 4 Comments. 
For a year or so we have been running a sister site at Free Mobile Content (http://www.free-mobile-content.com/)
As huge fans of Achmed I am responsible for runnig the site while my co-partner Andy creates stuff like this:
Please, come over, open a free account, and then download all the cool stuff we make - it’s all FREE for personal use only, and is not sold on any commercial basis, so now you can have an Achmed the dead terrorist ringtone and much more!
Silence, I kill you!
Thank you so much, infidel!!
Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on Jun 5th, 2010. Comment.
Achmed game
Where are they all? I’ve been hunting and hunting but all I can see are some very basic home made games that don’t even resemble a game to do with Achmed!
Sorry about that! Even the official Jeff Dunham site doesnt show any games. So below I have picked out some of my own personal favorite forms of entertainment, achmed style!
Laugh a minute number 1 – turn yourself into Achmed(or his other co-stars!)
Wasn’t that just the BEST bit of fun you ever had? Remember to turn on your speakers and enjoy this Achmed game.
Laugh a minute number 2: Grab some DVD’s and entertain your self, over and over and over and over… you get the picture (if not.. silence! I might just keel you! lol)
Laugh a minute number 3: Listen and play games with your own Achmed talking doll, or Achmed ornaments
I hope this has at least given you some inspiration for “something to do” for the next few hours.
There isn’t too much to do in the way of playing an Achmed game, but this should have passed some time. I have collected some of my favorite video clips of Achmed if you want to see those instead.
Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on May 31st, 2010. Comment.
Just a funny clip of Jose Jalapeno for you guys to enjoy.
Achmed the dead terrorists presents Jose Jalapeno Pepper on a stick. Oh how funny!
For more fun and frolics you could enjoy a great night in watching Jose on DVD BlueRay or other.. and why not..
Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on Jan 24th, 2010. Comment.
free-mobile-content.com have developed several free achmed ringtones that can be downloaded without having to trawl the internet.
The ringtones have been mixed to music such as 50cent in such an appealing way – the tunes are purely for personal use only and are not permitted to be resold for commercial gain.
Now, back to the fun stuff – what is your favorite part of Achmed’s comedy routine? The bit where he realises that he is actually dead and asks for his 72 virgins? Or the bit where he mutters silence I kill you ?
Ringtone Achmed
Just imagine, you are sat at work in a dreary office with strip lighting and a friend rings you on your cell phone / mobile phone – all of a sudden your old friend Achmed is there shouting out his oddities mixed to some brilliant background music.
If you would like one of your own Achmed ringtones then be sure to head on over to www.free-mobile-content.com
Otherwise the best thing you can do is to grab some audio from some of his material and use a wave editor to edit the music file (preferably mp3) to around 25 seconds or so long and off you go!
Why not create a ringtone of all your favorite Jeff Dunham characters – lord knows he has got several of them – each of them would have all your friends in fits of laughter each time they hear them.
Some of the most popular phrases are:
“Silence I kill you!”
“I’m Lindsay Lohan”
“It’s a Flesh Wound”
“I Kill You”
“Where’s my 72 virgins?”
I’m sure you get the meaning of this 
What we need now is for someone to be able to put images of Achmed onto the actual outer case of cell phones.
Yes we’ve got the screen covered but die hard fans would go to any extreme to get as much as they ca about this crazy dude.
Whats your thoughts?
Filed under Free Achmed Stuff by on Dec 8th, 2009. Comment.
