Achmed Dolls – Why Are These Funny Achmed Toys So Popular These Days?

Achmed Dolls

These days people are sick and tired of mundane life and want cheering up. These Achmed Dolls / Achmed Toys are just superb.  The people who are for all intent and purpose, true Achmed fans will love these, if they haven’t yet already got one, that is.

So that is the line up of what is currently available.

Each one of these nifty little masterpieces will have you laughing and grinning from ear to ear, morning to night.

Imagine when your bed alarm goes off and you press Achmed and he says “Silence! I Kill you!”  Now that WOULD be funny!

Maybe Jeff could create an alarm clock that does this.. hmm..

They all ahve their own funny catchphrases, and here is a breakdown of what each one says:

Walter says:

1 Look at me, I’m happy.

2 You’re an idiot.

3 Du-Ha ha ha.

4 Everyone in Florida looks exactly like me.

5 Get a life.

6 – Farting noise, then “Was that me?”

7 April Fool’s dumbass.

8 Marriage is supposed to be forever, and this one’s taking too damn long.

Achmed says:

1 I need some ligaments.

2 It’s a flesh wound.

3 What happened to my feet?

4 He scares the crap out of me.

5 Fix my foot.

6 Silence…I keel you!

7 Evening…Infidel.

8 It’s ACHmed. Ach-ch-ch-ch-ch.

9 Are you scared?

Peanut Says:

1 You’re the Other White Meat.

2 Am I pissing you off Fa Fa?

3 (chicken noises)

4 A bunch of my friends are on sticks.

5 Dats Good, dat’s good, dats goooddd!

6 Man you’re quick, it’s like you know.

7 Jef-fuh-huh Dun-ham dot com

And finally, Bubba J says:

1 I’ve been watchin’ Nascar and drinkin’ beer!

2 They’re makin’ a left turn!

3 It was a second cousin. That’s a grey area.

4 AA is for quitters!

5 She had a corn-dog in one hand and a beer in the other.

6 She was leanin’ up against the ferris wheel… makin’ it tilt.

7 Then she smiled…. What a tooth!

8 Young woman you look more delicious than mayonnaise oozin’ out of a ham sandwhich.

So that’s the line up for these absolutely HILARIOUS achmed toys / achmed dolls.  People are literally buying them time and time again, giving them as presents because they make people laugh!  Well done Achmed, and of course Jeff!